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School Administrators Chatboard TOP POSTS ALL POSTS SUBMIT POST Search Teachers.Net Advanced You're on the... School Administrators Chatboard top posts | all posts | submit post Make School Administrators a Favorite! We also recommend... School Administrators Mailring Lesson Plans • Math • Language Arts • Science • Social Studies • Music • Art & Crafts • Phys Ed • Other Teacher Chatboards • latest posts • by subject • by grade level • by state • all chatboards • language arts center • technology center • foreign language center • hot topics • interest groups Teaching Jobs Classroom Projects Teacher Mailrings Teachers.Net Gazette • Current Issue • Harry Wong Column • Teacher Classified Ads • classroom printables Site Map next post skip topic Print | Share | Report Post Re: Bad questions. Smart Answers. Posted by ~Bradley on 10/07/08 On 10/05/08, C'est moi wrote: > On 10/03/08, thomas wrote: >> I have an interview next week for high school special >> education. What are questions that someone should not ask >> during the interview? > > ================================================== > > Here are some questions you should not ask: > > 1. How many vacation days do you offer? You don't get any. You're not paid for summer vacation, Christmas, or other holidays, so they're not "vacation," they're "periodic unemployment." (Except that, no, you won't be allowed to collect unemployment insurance.) > 2. May I keep my pet python in my classroom? Sure, if he's large enough to swallow one of the more troublesome kids I had last year. > 3. May I date one of my students if he is really cute? No, our school is dedicated to building students' self- esteem. For this reason, we only allow teachers to date students who AREN'T cute. > 4. Did you know that any dentist can laser-clean your teeth? I wear dentures. > 5. Do you always wear your hair like that? No, today is Crazy Hair Day. > 6. May I wear my Klu Klux Klan costume to work? Um, I don't have a smart answer to this one. Or even a dumb one. > 7. I've heard the Superintendent is a pervert; is that true? You'll find out during the final screening process. RESPOND TO THIS POST START A NEW THREAD RETURN TO CHATBOARD Posts on this thread, including this one bad questions, 10/03/08, by thomas. Re: bad questions, 10/03/08, by lynne/ca. Re: bad questions, 10/03/08, by ~Bradley. Re: bad questions, 10/03/08, by lynne/ca. Re: bad questions, 10/03/08, by thomas. Re: bad questions, 10/03/08, by Betty Ann. Re: bad questions, 10/03/08, by lynne/ca. Re: bad questions, 10/05/08, by C'est moi . Re: bad questions, 10/06/08, by Rebecca. Re: Bad questions. Smart Answers., 10/07/08, by ~Bradley. Re: bad questions, 10/18/08, by If you believe this board... Re: bad questions, 10/18/08, by lynne/ca. Re: bad questions, 10/20/08, by HUH? . Re: bad questions, 10/20/08, by mj. Re: bad interview questions, 10/20/08, by lynne/ca. Re: bad questions, 10/21/08, by Rebecca. Re: bad questions, 10/22/08, by me.

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